I was on a bus earlier and there was no men on it n it was like a sweet glimpse into what existing in a female utopia would b like. To my left I heard women talking about how refreshing naps can be and to my right I heard women talking about the best iced tea they have had
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
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this is a mosquito hate blog
mosquitos are so stupid they dont fcking even have toes
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a list of people that would be a better presidential candidate than any republican:
- the hi welcome to chilis guy
- any dog on planet earth
- riff raff [horst] probably
- mr moseby
- a 7/11 taquito
- ??? ?
- my left foot
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Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.